Andrew's ABCs

Welcome to Andrew's ABC

A is for Andrew
B is for Bio
C is for Chemistry
D is for Dentist
E is for 'E' grade
F is for Failed
G is for seranGoon JC
H is for History
I is for Idiot
J is for June holidays which dont exist
K is for Kiss my @ss SRJC
L is for Loser
M is for Money
N is for Nothing
O is for 'O' level
P is for Physics
Q is for Queue or no food
R is for Rest while you can
S is for Shakespear
T is for Ten/Ten (perfect shot)
U is for University
V is for Very very tub tub
W is for Winner
X is for Xpensive
Y is for You
Z is for Zao home loh

See, this is how bored I am.