Hi there, have changed my new blog's URL. Again.

http://dumbandrandom.tumblr.com/

Forgive the profanities used.

Blogspot really has its limitations, besides the boring themes.

So I've moved. Not officially.

To tumblr.

http://everythingaroundus.tumblr.com/

G-Force has to be the 2nd dumbest movie I've seen this year. At No. 1 at the dumb movie list is our very own Jack Neo's Where Got Ghost. Even the title is in broken english. What more about the movie. Couldn't wait for the show to end.

And I foresee another dumbass movie coming soon.

Alvin & The Chipmunks 2. OMG.

Gamer and The Ugly Truth gets my vote.

Plus Julie & Julia. I love Amy Adams. Damn.

Here's another post about the person who has officially replaced Bill Gates from his No. 1 position on my "Better off dead" list. Yup. None other than my boss.

Did some things to really piss me off last tuesday. As usual. Kiamsiapness. Having to record every student's details for every bloody ticket purchased. Being a part-timer, who doesn't give any shit about whether the company makes a loss or not. I just any-oh-how recorded names and IC no. randomly.

For example. Student's name: Ho Ma Kok. Kee Ma As. Gu An Di. Ar Pi Hair.

And my cock manager didn't even notice. Shows that its simply redundant recording their details.

Also. More and more kuai lan customers are making their way to my work place, especially when I'm on duty. And please dont expect professional service from me, I'll freakin slap you in the face. Yesterday, 3 people came down. Kao pei kao bu for 10 min. And still have the balls to say "I'm not trying to make things difficult for you." And they continued to KPKB.

I started off like this, "Sorry.... " - "Not happy dont buy lah" - "Too bad too sad, I'm just a part timer here" - and finally.

The one and only middle finger and the fuck off look.

Worked for me.

A review written by me.

http://www.yebber.com/review/eng-wah-jubilee/#comment-8576

I need to kick my boss's balls in once in a while to remind him who's the real boss.

Me.

I just found out a great blog to purchase lomo cameras over here.

Gonna get one this friday.

Now. I have this.

And I want these two.

Just submitted an entry for the free-style poetry/short stories contest. Just for fun only.

Today I saw an old man with no legs.
Sitting by the sidewalk of a shopping mall.
Hands outstretched, a bowl in his hand.
A bowl cluttering with the few coins in it.
People walked by.
Looked at him.
Scorned him.
Pitied him.
And they walked on.
The old man knew they didn't care.
He knew that was all he could do.
People came out of the mall.
Bags in hand, smiles on their faces.
They didn't notice the old man.
Sitting on the sidewalk,
looking at them enviously.
All he wanted was some money,
to have a less than decent meal,
would be good enough for him.
Today the old man,
got another chance to see,
how people take things for granted.
Today yet again,
he wished he could just be normal like them.

Today I saw how unfair life was.

Andrew kena mild poisoning from breathing in too much epoxy fumes while making his model, and now he can't walk straight.

Great. Critique is next week.
Time to practice my bullshitting skills.

In order to stay up to do his projects, Andrew had to resort to drinking coffee.

And it worked.

Bad thing was that he stayed up till 6am.

And he left for school at 9am.

But anyway, 3 models were completed. And so left with 4 more.

Maybe he will stay up again tonight.

Popping popcorn yesterday when I poured too much oil. And it caught fire.

The fire is inside the kettle. HOORAH!!

Alright, I promise I'll not hand in a black CD for this year's Furniture Design Competition.

Scouts Honour.

Something I did when I was bored...

And I spotted another one!!!

SUCK IT!!!

Can't wait for Microsoft to release their new OS, Windows 7. Bet its gonna be another epic FAILURE. Ignore what they say. I'm always right.

7 times a week crashing and hanging.

7 days later -> service centre.

Thats where Microsoft gets maj. of their profits from.

As despicable as eng wah.

Just that 1 is ang mo and has many supporters (idiots), and another is chinese and no supporters. (me)

Watched Land Of The Lost with Veron yesterday,

and it was stupid till it was funny.

Like Will killing a T-Rex with a canister of Nitrogen.

Flinging it into the T-Rex's mouth,

freezing it to death.

And then it exploded.

...

Caught Hannah Montana The Movie also.

So much better than Land Of The Lost.

And Miley looks abit retarded with the blond wig.

Looks so much better brunet.

Well, not much to say about this show.

Cause I'm still quite pissed off with eng wah.

Idiot.

Now, let me get it off my chest.

What a BITCH eng wah is.

Stupid management so damn cock.

Student price also must take down particulars.

Senior citizens also.

Like they're so scared they'll get cheated.

After awhile, I can't be bothered.

And just anyhow fill in some random name.

Along with some random IC no.

And stupid eng wah doesn't even know it.

Unless he reads my blog.

Which I hope he will.

Cause I'm doing him a big favour.

By pointing out all his damn bloody cock useless system management.

And the even more dumb marketing people.

Coming up with all the dumb promotions.

Trying their best to save eng wah's old wrinkly ass.

Cause with Cathay and GV's theaters sprutting up all over the place,

eng wah's going to get analed.

Oh and also,

nobody gains from the promotions except eng wah.

Marketing scam.

Like charging people $5.20 for a hotdog.

And the sausage is those small NTUC ones.

Like $2 for 1o pieces.

eng wah, damn smart at cheating people's money.

All fake names, fake IC no.

Cause I can't be bothered to copy something as useless and eng wah.

OMG! Who the hell uses this kinda of computers now?

And the popcorn machine,

Cathay sends theirs for servicing 2x a year.

eng wah, who likes to save money.

sends the machine for servicing only when it breaks down.

the one at my place broke down last week.

and guess what.

the last time it was sent for servicing was in 1996.

13 years!

What the fcuk!!!

Screw you eng wah.

Eat this only if you want to:

-shit it all out after 10 min

-skip dinner.

-feel heaty and drink 5 bottles of water.

-walk swaying left to right, cause of the bloated tummy.

-grow fat.

And remeber in 2003?

When SARS created panic in Singapore.

Only 1 man could create a song out of it.

PCK and his SARS rap.

Now 2009, there's the H1N1.

Instead of doing a song or video on the precautions needed,

PCK decided to do something else.

A damn noisy video about being courteous on public transports.

And who notices it and gives a damn?

Every morning when I take the train to work,

one sure thing I'll hear this this video,

which is damn noisy.

Totally wakes me up.

What a crazy world we live in.

H1N1 getting rampant in Singapore.

Cabby dropped off 2 students just because he got lost.

Dog tied in plastic bag and dumped.

Son jumps down building. Dad follows.

N. Korea busy launching missiles.

Woman got punched for standing in the bus.

Bus driver can't be bothered.

10 people fighting over a handphone repair service.

The rest take photos and videos.

And yesterday.

A customer wanted to pay by credit card.

Min. purchase of $20 to pay by credit.

His purchase was $14.

"Then how? I not enough cash. Credit can?"

"Min. $20."

"Then how? I want to watch movie."

"Withdraw lah."

"Where got?"

"Downstairs. FInd yourself."

"Where downstairs? Mine DBS."

"Dunno. Find yourself."

He goes down, and returns half and hour later.

"Here, $14 right."

"Show started already, and I close my counter already."

"Huh? Why start already? I went to withdraw cash what."

"The show starts on time. Won't wait for you."

"You trying to cheat my money is it?"

Gives that asshole the head office no.

"Call this number. You can complain all you want."

Stares at me blackly.

"Call after 10 before 6 if not nobody pick up."

Then I punch out and walk to the bus interchange.

Head office people can't be bothered to entertain him too.

The most they'll give him a cheap Hannah Montana keychain.

So many crazy people out there.

So true Pei Shan.

Even if it was coincidental.

iPhone 3GS.

OMG.

Terminator Salvation - Thermometer Saliva.

Hannah Montana - Honey Money.

Some people really crack me up.

Feeling bored these few days.
Wanna go to Sentosa to take photos.
Or somewhere quiet.
Not as if Sentosa is that tranquil.
But scared I'll get lost if I go alone..

Boring...
Can't wait for term 2 to begin.

Here's what Ang Pow means:

Andrew Needs Grace, Pain Often Wins.

Now stop asking me

why my email is ang_pow.

I just took this quiz on whether I was nice or not,

and the result was nice.

But as I'm doing so,

there's this kid,

standing behind me,

(I'm in the library)

looking at my screen.

And I feel like punching him.

Punching all his teeth out.

Hopefully he reads this.

And pisses off.

I didn't get SIMS 3 in the end.
Someone must be pissed now.

I made a mistake in handing in crap work.

I made a mistake in bullshitting my way through.

I made a mistake in not being prepared for critique.

I made a mistake in not learning from my past mistakes.

I got shot at badly today.

Walked away silently.

Lost for words.

Movie of the year.
Terminator Salvation.
Really.
It's good.
Though Arnold wans't acting in it,
he made a CGI appearance.
Which was real realistic.
Loved the movie.
And,
got the feeling
that there's gonna be a T5.
Cause not all the terminators were destroyed.

Hope it'll come soon.
The last T3,
came out in 2003.
Had to wait 6 freakin long years!
Hope I don't have to wait that long again.

And the way Bale said 'I'll be back'...
...was abit lame...

I know I'm so gonna get screwed quite badly tomorrow.

Critique.

My model is quite empty.

Workmanship sucks.

Concept.

I hope its there.

Counting on it.

And most probably,

I'd be feeling hot,

during the crit.

Cause someone.

Someone.

I dunno who.

Likes to stand on the chair.

And off the bloody air-con.

If I ever catch that someone.

I'm sooo gonna kill him.

Think off the air-con damn fun is it?

And to the rest,

who think that your model is damn great.

Please.

I wouldn't think twice,

about giving you,

a nice juicy tight slap,

across yr thick skinned face.

Skin as thick as yr fat ass.

And those,

who obviously did a good job.

But are pretending to be humble.

Like saying,

"oh damn, I'm soo gonna die,

hope that I'll LIVE true tomorrow..."

I really hope.

I get a chance to slap you.

Harder than the hao lian people.

So that you'll stop attracting attention,

and wanting people to see yr works,

and then comment on how nice yr design is.

SCREW YOU.

big time.

(i'm not refering to myself. mine really sucks)

Preparing to get screwed.

Preeeety badly.

Maybe I'll get SIMS 3 to play on my Macbook.

Submission is finally over.
Not really proud of my project.
Umm.
That's all.
Can rest now.
Still feeling very hot.
Sweating the whole day.
Singapore has 4 cases of H1N1.
Critique is on Monday.
Movie with Veron later.

That's all I know for now.

Model finally done.

But it can't stand on it own.

Ceiling too heavy.

Asked kenny to help me buy acrylic sheet.

For support.

Hope it works.

Theory of Design Journal.

Done.

Left with printing and binding.

Yesterday.

Skipped school.

Went to school at 12.

When all the lessons were over.

Cause lessons starts at 8 on wednesday.

And the morning bus will be packed.

My model will be crushed.

So skipped.

Went to school.

Realised my model was so simple.

Shucks.

And my critique is next Monday.

.....

Helped Caryn do her model.

Her's so damn intricate.

But only half done.

And can't stand.

Looked around the studio.

Seems like many people,

can't finish their work by today.

Sad...

And yesterday.

On the way to lunch

with Kenny and Shan Ci.

We saw a self defence

demo at Moberly.

One guy was showing how

to defend yrself when

you're being held at throat point with a knife.

All the twists, turns, throw overs.

Then.

Conversation between us.

Kenny: "I think better to kick his lan jiow."

Me: "Ya, then he'll be in such great pain he'll

slash his knife in every direction."

Shan Ci: "Then later he slash yr ku ku jiow."

Silence.

Went back at 930.

Hungry.

Ate mee goreng and 1 chicken thigh,

$5.50.

Wah piang.

Chicken cost $2.50.

Lesson learnt.

Going to school later.

Take photos.

Print journal.

Play com.

Later.

Felt damn outta sorts today.

Feeling extremely hot.

Woke up in the middle of the night.

To find myself drenched in sweat.

Bath.

Cold water.

Nice.

Slept.

Woke up.

Sweating again.

Bath.

Go school.

Feeling better with the air con.

Starting again.

Although the studio was cold.

I think.

I saw some people wearing hoodies.

I was actually sweating like a pig.

Asked if the air con was on.

Reply was whether I was sick.

I think I am.

Red and itchy skin.

Sweating the whole day.

Imagine.

Sweating the whole day.

Even in an air conditioned room.

People starting asking me if I was sick.

Obviously.

What the hell do you think?

Drank 3 bottles of liang teh.

And 1 bottle of cold water.

Up to now.

Still feeling damn hot.

And not piss.

Water retention?

Stayed back till 930.

Took the bus back.

Ate prata.

For supper.

Eww. Not nice.

Went back.

Cold shower.

Cold.

Feeling better.

Now. Starting to feel warm.

Body too heaty.

Too much junk food.

And later night prata.

The liang teh didn't work. :(

I felt my life was complete when I downloaded this song.

Stupid Terrorist

Lesson learnt.

NEVER

use clay.

Always turns out to be a mess.

And poster colour.

Cheap but messy.

Use a spray can instead.

And NEVER cut styrofoam

with a cutter.

Unless you want to have fake snow.

And a cleaner to scold you.

My model is 50% complete.

Or is it 50% unfinished?

Today.

I helped a blind man board the bus.

Thoughts.

Why are some people

Disabled.

Blind.

Deaf.

Mute.

Is it punishment?

And how do they live.

Alone?

That'd be hard.

But they seem content.

Selling tissue paper.

Busking.

Or are they not.

Feelings kept inside.

Unknown to others.

Too bad.

Life isn't fair anyway.

Its officially less than 2 years.

Still counting.

My greatest wish:

Turn back the clock,

to undo all the things,

that I have come to regret.

And live life the way I want.

Without the regrets.

$6 crazy glue.

Plus the $45 spent of wood and other materials.

I'm running out of cash.