Here's something new: eng wah's marketing and planning division has no brains to speak of. 

1st of all. They're the reason why eng wah just isnt able to compete with Golden Village or Cathay or maybe even shaw. At GV and Cathay, the patrons are allowed to choose specifically where they want their arse to be seated, but at wah wah (I'll call eng wah -> wah wah from now on), we choose where their arse will be seated. Most of the time they will kao pei like they went bankrupt. But its no use, this is wah wah, not GV, so live with it you suckers.

2nd, instead of a nice cosy theater where people can enjoy their movies, at wah wah, 30% of the time, there'll be no air-con, 20% of the time the show will get cut short cuz the staff all wanna go home early. 30%  there'll be no sound, just the flim,  cuz the projectionist would be busy playing with their PSP, or playing with each other, or maybe even themselves. So what you get at wah wah is a very F**ked up movie experience. 

3rd, GV and Cathay have nice staff and a box office. Staff there will politely greet you, and other stuff. And they are fast and efficient. Cuz maybe they are using new computers to sell the tickets. But here at wah wah, NOOOO! Staff like myself wont even give a shit as to whether you are a student, senior citizen or a fag. And we are damn slow, cuz wah wah's marketing division has no $$$ to upgrade the bloody damn P1 computers with those huge ass monitors to a sleek desk station. So what you get at wah wah, is a damn slow and agonizing moment getting your cheap paper tickets. And sometimes when it reaches your turn, who knows the damn com may just hang, and we will tell you to scram and come back later, if you want to.

Lastly, the way they decor the place, is just so fugly. Maybe it'll appeal to all the lau ah pek and ah ma, tikos maybe. But it just looks like shit. The whole damn place. Even if you were to pull your pants down and shit in the middle if the place, it'll still look the same, and smell the same. 

Now let me complain about the snack bar. As wah wah wants to save more money, he told all managers to tell the staff to cut down on the usage of the cheese for the nacho dips, and cut down on the amount of sugar used for the popcorn. And the popcorn already tastes like sugar covered cardboard, now it tastes like kerosine soaked cardboard. Even eating shit would be nicer. 

And the drinks, the coke tastes like shit, the coke lite tastes like shit with urine. The ice lemon tea looks and tastes like pee. The sprite tastes like soda water with shit in it. And the milo is just literally shit with sugar. Coffee is shit with hot water, tea is horse's pee and some ear shit form the tiko outside the building.

Nacho's are the expired ones taken form the garbage outside the 7-11. The cheese is pus from the blisters the NS men get. And the water used to mop the floor, which has shit on it, is used to wash the same cups you get your drinks in.

So wah wah, listen to me, and sack your whole damn marketing and planning team, and fill them with some useful people. And who knows, you dont have to close down this damn place after all.