Whats the difference between a 'slap' and a 'smack'?

Lets all tickle the tiko bobo hobo baggins. :)

Frodo Baggins was a hobo until he met me.

I turned him into a hobo.

His friend Sam was a tiko.

I tickled him and he became a faggot.

So I called Frodo a bobo,

And called Sam a fag.

They both like their new name.

So did I.

I took their ring,

and hooked it on both their balls.

They'd never have to be seperated again.